Good Old SWG Days

A Parody of "Good Old Days" by "Weird Al" Yankovic

New words ©2005 Michael Jay Miller, all rights reserved

Oh some times I think back to when I was younger
life was so much simpler then
Server reboots at dawn,
some would log themselves back on
I might have gotten up by ten.

Guess I'll head out of town, take my harvesters down
watch two hours fly right on by
Spend the rest of the day in Newbieville
torturing rats with a CDEF
and killin' durni for their hide.

Those were the good ol' days.
Those were the good ol' days.
The years go by but the memory stays,
and those were the good ol' days.

I can still remember Mokilok and Ne'la
who raced to Master on Intrepid.
Hardly knew either one:
I had way too much fun
helping people and taking their credits.

Always treated them nice, gave out kindly advice
I don't know why some would whine to my face.
"*bleep*in' prices too high!"
well I'm sorry "Swearing_Guy"
looks like you've just been banned from my place.

Let me tell you now:

Those were the good ol' days.
Those were the good ol' days.
The years go by but the memory stays,
and those were the good ol' days.

Do you remember Doaba Guerfel?
It was where I learned the craft.
Make some dusters, wraps, shirts, boots, cloaks, and belts,
Then head to the Coronet Shuttlecraft.

Wait ten minutes for the trip, pay for some more schematics,
and wait eight more minutes to head on home.
Take that times seventeen:
I was proud as could be
each and every box I earned on my own.

I tell ya...

Those were the good ol' days.
Those were the good ol' days.
The years go by but the memory stays,
and those were the good ol' days.

Let me tell ya buddy...

Those were the good ol' days.
Those were the good ol' days.
The years go by but the memory stays,
and those were the good ol' days.


Good Old Days © 1987 "Weird Al" Yankovic
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